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"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"
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"How long is a submarine? No, How Long is a Chinaman."
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be."
"A black man walks into a bar and takes a seat He also takes a pen, a mug and $200 in cash."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"
"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."
"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"
"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"
"What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"""