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Joke of the Day

"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."

"What did hitler say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? ""Au, schwitz!"""

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"Hope you enjoy my new song, ""Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."""

"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."

"Sarah Jessica Parker had a leaked sex tape... The man has been arrested for bestiality."

"I have this strange feeling that the current VP of the USA is going to do something ridiculous to Pence But he is just Biden his time"

"I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke."

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him."