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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."
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"""Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"" or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'."
"With abs like his, are we certain Jesus didn't just diet for our sins?"
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."
"What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD? F*cking Up."
"Rattlesnakes and Condoms ...two things I don't fuck with."
"*tweet gets 3 rts* please no autographs"
"So ... Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: ""We don't serve noble gasses here."" Helium doesn't react."