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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the leper who visited the whorehouse? He left a big tip."

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of ""going to the gym in 2013."""

"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."

"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"

"Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?"

"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."