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Joke of the Day

"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."

"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"

"What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots."

"I decided to put some ketchup in my eyes... ...but in Heinzsight, it wasn't a good idea."

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"I fucked a vacuum cleaner once... It sucked"

"Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car."

"Kids are like farts The only ones you can stand are your own."

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck."

"A Nurse talks to her young Patient Kid: Thanks for helping me get through these tough times, will you come and see me when I get out? Nurse: I'd love to, but I am scared of visiting graveyards"