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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good at digging underground to find sources of water. You could say it's something I do well."

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

"if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away"

"What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything"

"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."

"What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket? the underlay! underlay!"

"Horses are very contrarian... No matter what you ask them, all they say is ""neigh."""

"What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple? He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy."

"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"

"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."