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Joke of the Day
"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."
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"Life is a soup And I'm a fork"
"I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive."
"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."
"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."
"What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water? An egg in a duck."
"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"
"What do you say when your girlfriend accuses you of being an ass man? I'm anything but."
"It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"