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Joke of the Day

"Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life..."

"""I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!"" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities."

"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."

"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank. I guess you can't keep saying ""Get a load of this guy"" every time someone walks in."

"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."

"Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Right where ya left him."

"What do you call a bored motherfucker? Grandpa"

"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"