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Joke of the Day

"""I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!"" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities."

"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."

"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"

"Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium..."

"Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks"

"What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun? One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife."

"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."

"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"

"Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend :)"

"What did the first stop light say to the second stop light? Don't look I'm changing"