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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"Q: What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic? A: About halfway."

"I traced the call. It was phone-shaped."

"Day 2 It's been two days since I've been on reddit, hopefully i have the strength to..... GOD DAMNIT!"

"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""

"How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day."

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? I'm at wick's end."

"A couple are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."

"Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention."