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Joke of the Day

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"Nothing turns your world upside-down more than realizing you've been singing the wrong lyrics for 20 years."

"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."

"My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap-on is huge and it really scares me."

"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."

"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""

"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."

"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :("

"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."

"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"