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Joke of the Day
"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
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"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."
"One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT A BABY!"
"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."
"I can't get hard unless I can hear a gluten intolerant person weeping over a menu."
"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"
"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."
"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."