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Joke of the Day

"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."

"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."

"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."

"You've got 99 problems huh? Boo-Hoo. I have a mortgage and a shitty job. Now go fuck Beyonce in a $300,000 car."

"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"

"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."

"I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality... But then I realized I was beating a dead horse."