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Joke of the Day

"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."

"I shut down my computer in the middle of an iTunes update and I think Siri just sent a Terminator back in time to kill teenage me."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."

"Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there."

"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""

"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude."

"Why don't Jews go to Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"

"BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia... Hold on, lets rephrase that: ""Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"""