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Joke of the Day
"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."
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"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"
"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."
"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"
"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"
"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."
"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"
"When attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."
"I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon. I'm going to call it ""Gin and Bare It""."
"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"