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Joke of the Day
"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."
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"Chemistry Joke: What is ""Me""+""U""... A rare gathering."
"I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram... He likes every single one of my photos."
"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."
"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""
"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"
"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"
"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"It's afro-carribean day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it."
"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"