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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs? Right where ya left him."
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"Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand she has to give directions!"
"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it"
"Why can't you email a picture to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"HOLY SHIT. THANK GOD TINA S. UPDATED HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO ""i hate studyyinggg"" OR ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! BIG NEWS, TINA! BIG NEWS."
"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"
"If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared."
"[purposefully keeps messing up my hot dog eating scene] director: cut! [sighs] bring in another hot dog, take 11"
"You are dark and handsome; When it's dark,you are handsome."