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Joke of the Day
"My 5/o just said ""That's Classic!!"" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Cause he's not a full ese"
"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""
"Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home."
"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"
"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."
"What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim."
"Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds??? Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!"
"Every time I text this guy, he replies with ""Sorry, I'm driving."" It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now."