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Joke of the Day

"I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's."

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."

"By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka into actions."

"Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times."

"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."

"The Walking Dead. Or better known as The Running Living."

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"

"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."