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Joke of the Day

"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"

"North Korea right now."

"I used to be a circumcist. The pay was shit but I got to keep the tips"

"Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?"

"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."

"I saw a guy at an ATM with no arms, and a peg leg He asked if I would help him check his balance... so I pushed him over"

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."

"Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"