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Joke of the Day

"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down."

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."

"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"

"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."

"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""

"Darn it A man was walking around his backyard in his stocking feet and stubbed his toe on a rock. His sock exclaimed ""I'll be darned!"""

"I met a group of guys who were all named Richard last night... what a bunch of Dicks"

"Bird flu epidemic or pun?"