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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Cause he's not a full ese"
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"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."
"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."
"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"
"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
"[first date] -so how do you feel about octopus? Her: I like em -Whew! [lets other six arms fall out of shirt]"
"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"