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Joke of the Day

"What did the dog say after a hard day at work ? ""Today sure was ruff"" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P"

"Women and rocks are a lot alike. We skip the flat ones."

"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"

"Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day? Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point."

"Why did the atheist chicken cross the road To get away from Churchs"

"People in wheelchairs just don't get humor. They never know when you're pulling their leg."

"This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, ""it was 4.7, but felt bigger."""

"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""

"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."

"""Let's check in with Ted our correspondent in the field."" Ted: ""Hey Bob I've been in this field for about an hour, and I'm super bored."""