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Joke of the Day

"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"

"(NSFW) What do you call an infected vagina? A pussy pussy."

"Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old Sir' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one Sir.'"

"Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac."

"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."

"what happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss"

"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."

"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."

"I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny."

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"