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Joke of the Day

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance."

"I started this new whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!"

"Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: ""Hey, you're just my type."""

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."

"You know what's been making headlines? Corduroy pillows"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? ""Bison"""

"Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons."

"What do Donald Trump and the NSFW tag have in common? They're both excellent clickbait."