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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an element found in the ground? Barium."

"What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods."

"What is the point of owning a fish? They are just furniture with the ability to die."

"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"

"Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird."

"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."

"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"

"Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!"

"I'm reading a book titled ""The Indestructible Dog"". I just can't put it down."

"If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it. It's amazing"