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Joke of the Day

"Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac."

"Word of the Day: Eskihoe A girl that wears UGG boots and a miniskirt at the same time."

"Last night my wife got pissed because I kicked the ice cubes I dropped under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge."

"My Ebola outbreak brings the CDC to the yard and they're like, sir that's just irritable bowel syndrome."

"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."

"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."

"Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness."

"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."

"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They aren't gonna fall for that one again."

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."