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Joke of the Day

"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."

"Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon? Because he cauterize."

"Time for a joke. ""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Well, why don't you ask your sister?"" ""But I don't have a..."""

"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"

"What the NSA say to NASA? You're a day late and a dolla short!"

"My own ass has been talking shit... but it's just a bunch of hot air."

"A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not. He's eggnogstic."

"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"

"What did the fisherman say to the street magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"

"Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them."