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Joke of the Day

"I hate when someone wants to have sex with me for superficial reasons before they even know how funny."

"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"

"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"

"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."

"You texted ""SORRY"" followed by six ""!""s, and seven was the minimum I was looking for so... apology not accepted"

"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."

"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."

"This is just a temporary status...until I think of something better"