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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What do you call an infected vagina? A pussy pussy."

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman."

"Enough with the gay jokes Come on guys"

"I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful."

"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"

"Ocean How does the ocean greet us?"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."

"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."