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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we call it Christlmas? Noel."
Next Joke
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."
"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"
"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shit my garden is on fire!"
"I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem But, you know what? He doesn't seem to mind"
"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"
"If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply ""Like"" to all of my tweets. I'll understand"
"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"
"Having sex is just like riding a bike. A strategically placed baseball card makes it sound like a motorcycle."