226693

Joke of the Day

"If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply ""Like"" to all of my tweets. I'll understand"

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."

"Q: What did the tie say to the neck? A: I think I'll just hang around."

"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."

"What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you."

"whats brown and sticky? a stick!"

"Pizza is like sex. When its good, its reeallly good, but when its bad... It's still pretty damn good."

"I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!"

"No matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)"