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Joke of the Day

"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"

"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"

"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""

"If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut."

"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"

"What's Jared Fogle's favorite weather? El nino."

"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"

"A man walks into a bar... And slowly alcoholism tears apart his family"

"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"