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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shit my garden is on fire!"
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat"
"The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield."
"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"Ben and Kyle are talking. Kyle says to Ben I had a one night stand. To which Ben replied what do you have now?"
"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."
"If Samuel L. Jackson was a Knight He'd be Ye Olde Motherfucker"
"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"