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Joke of the Day
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
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"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"
"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"
"""If you could be anyone, living or dead, who..."" Me - ""dead"""
"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."
"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"
"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas"