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Joke of the Day
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
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"Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November."
"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"
"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"
"You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]."
"What do cats major in college? String theory!!"
"Why are flowering plants such good test takers? Because they have all of the anthers!"
"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"
"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"
"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""