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Joke of the Day
"What do cats major in college? String theory!!"
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still, no eye deer."
"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"what idiot called it becoming a zombie and not waking up on the wrong side of the dead"
"English is hard to understand It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."
"Robber: Give me your valuables Me: *hands him piece of paper* Robber: What's this? Me: My Netflix password."
"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."
"Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes"