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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"
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"us teens are tired of being murdered all the time in movies. why not make the next murder victim a chimp in a suit or a plant"
"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."
"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."
"A kid has a nightmare amd runs to his mom's room ""Moom I just wet the bed!"" he cried. ""...so did I!"" she exclaimed, quickly shutting her sock drawer."
"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"
"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"
"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."
"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."
"Q: What kind of fence goes on strike? A: A picket fence."