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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."

"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."

"How does OP's mom turn on the lights after sex? She opens the car door."

"What did the Nazi become after the war ended? A veterinarian (veteran aryan)."

"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."

"Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can't leave messages now. That's the kind of genius I am."

"Why areAfrican Americans high jumpers? Because when da white boy whipping dem, they'd jump really high from the pain like from Tom and Jerry"

"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"

"Women's rights. want to laf again? **WOMYNS RITES!!!** el oh el"