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Joke of the Day
"You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]."
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"[assembling baby's cot] Wife: take that bit off Me [reluctantly removing the machine gun turret]: so anyone can just walk in here then"
"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."
"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."
"Why does doctor pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead"
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark."
"Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage."
"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"
"What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip!"