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Joke of the Day

"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"

"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."

"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"

"What do you call a Mormon who switches religion? A mormoff!"

"The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in."

"Do you know this new perfume called 'A Christmas Miracle? Well, on christmas eve, put a finger in your ass, &nbsp; If it smells good it's a christmas miracle "

"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"

"Sometimes I take my pet skunk to department stores and let him spray himself all over the perfume girls."

"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."