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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."

"I saw a Trump supporter getting jumped by 6 guys yesterday, I knew I had to do something. So I jumped in. He had no chance against 7 of us."

"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"

"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"

"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."

"[first date] me: [don't let her know you're a microwave] her: my food is a bit cold me: [my head starts slowly rotating]"

"Without nipples... ... Breasts would be pointless."

"A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma"