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Joke of the Day

"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."

"Went to the zoo and all they had was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday- Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves."

"2 guys walked into a bar.. You'd think the second one would've ducked."

"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."

"When you're at someone's house: Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your WiFi password?"""

"Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? He wanted to take a month off."

"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."

"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"

"What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie"