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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."

"ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Acton into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]"

"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."

"Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought ""Damn, this taser was a good buy."""

"Why crush your kid's imagination by telling them the Tooth Fairy ""doesn't exist"" when you can just have her leave a suicide note?"

"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."

"Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500? Because XD"

"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."

"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"

"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."