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Joke of the Day

"A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma"

"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"

"The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer... I think the paper is jamming."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."

"We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department."

"Bro, your girl is so basic bitch Her shoe size is 14"

"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"