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Joke of the Day
"What says ""Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"" ? A dog with a hair lip"
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"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"
"Whenever someone says, ""Good question"" I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question."
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
"Bad joke Look in the mirror and see the biggest joke ever... that's what my mom said"
"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."
"What's the perfect time to go to the dentist? Two thirty."
"A lot of things are going to change since I got my girlfriend pregnant. Including my name, address and phone number."
"I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for."