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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."

"I just changed my Facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was Too weak"

"Chrysler is recalling over 24,000 vehicles due to unexpected brake failure that could put many unsatisfied customers out of their misery."

"You treat me I treat you You heard the saying, treat people the way you want to be treated, we'll I say I will treat you the way you treat me! And that is real."

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."

"[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style."