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"How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire."
"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."
"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still, no eye deer."
"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."
"To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, ""Guess how many fingers."""
"A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable"
"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""