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Joke of the Day
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
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"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."