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Joke of the Day
"I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for."
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"Why are campers so predictable? You know they're in tents."
"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"
"If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides."
"*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually"
"Former District attorney lost job after scandal, now a male sex worker. Most of his jobs are pro-boner"
"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."
"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"
"I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts"