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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."

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"Pasta Diet 1.. You walk pasta bakery. 2.. You walk pasta candy store. 3.. You walk pasta Ice Cream shop. 4.. You walk pasta fridge."
"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."
"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"
"Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp"
"A trigonometry professor attends a frat party at UCLA I heard he wore a soc-alt-oga."
"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"
"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."
"I once ate an exclamation mark... it was surprisingly good."
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