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Joke of the Day

"I remember being about 10 years old & seeing a homeless guy with a dog & I just looked at them both & mumbled, ""Lucky."""

"Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga ""Jew Jitsu?"" I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it."

"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."

"What's the hardest part of running over a baby? My dick."

"The word ""nothing"" is a palindrome. ""Nothing"" reversed is ""Gnihton"". Which also means nothing."

"I booked a day trip to Svalbard in April! I get back in August."

"What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth? The front row of a Willie Nelson concert."

"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"

"I might commit suicide at lunch today... ...and mix all of the soft drinks together!!!"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."