89177

Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."

"Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee? Neither. It's a Thai."

"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."

"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"

"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"What does a pig use for his skin? Oinkment."

"I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed"

"A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!"""