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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of running over a baby? My dick."
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"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"
"Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit. Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?"
"I just swapped our bed for a trampoline My wife hit the roof!"
"Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."
"Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You're welcome."
"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""
"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"
"How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!"
"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."