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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of running over a baby? My dick."
Next Joke
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"What do you call a cook with ebowla espatula ill be here all night guys"
"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"
"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... one turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you wanna get..... shitfaced?"" (sorry if you saw this already)"
"What do you call a child with no friends? A target"
"Jokes are like paper airplanes I suck at making them"
"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""
"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"